How do I deal with the ups and downs of a writing life? Well, that's easy. With chocolate.
No motivation to write?
An M&M for each sentence. The new pretzel ones are pretty darn good. Finish off a bag, and you'll have quite a few words on paper.
A chocolate martini. Or two. But, never three.
Stinging rejection?This calls for a whole slice of Godiva chocolate cheesecake. With whipped cream. Feel free to lick the plate afterwards.
A entire bag of chocolate Twizzlers can get you through that long editorial letter.
Bake a batch of brownies. From scratch. By hand.
This calls for a chocolate facial. The ultimate celebration!
"I owe it all to the little chocolate donuts." --John Belushi